You are Robert Czagrinski.  You are a forty-something creative writer from New Jersey.  You have a high-pressure job writing copy for an advertising firm in your home town of Mercy City, New Jersey.

Life has been OK for you these last twenty years.  You have a secure job.  You have a nice apartment with a balcony.  You have four-digits worth of money in your bank account which gives you enough liquid assets to subscribe to Pornhub premium.  You pretty routinely beat Chinese guys in Fortnite.

You have reached NJ single guy actualization.

For all your successes however, you can’t help but feel like your life is somehow lacking….